Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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