why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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