Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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