you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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