I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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