we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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