I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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