Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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