I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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