What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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