how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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