Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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