apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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