I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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