What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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