He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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