Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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