I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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