Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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