fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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