happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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