As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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