you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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