Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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