She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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