so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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