The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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