i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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