even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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