clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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