I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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