I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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