I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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