Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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