What should our trivia night team be named?
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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