Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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