I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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