I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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