Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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