how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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