Kiss
Puke
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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