The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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