i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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