if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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