Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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