You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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