Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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