I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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