A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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