the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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